TONGUE IN CHEEK
D IS FOR DENTIN
Researchers at McMaster University in Ontario have discovered a new historical marker for rickets – in dentin. While examining centuries-old
dental remains, the scientists found that cross-sections of teeth can reveal a person’s history of vitamin D deficiency, much as rings document
the growth of a tree. Because dentin needs an adequate supply of vitamin D to mineralize, an inadequate diet or lack of sunshine leaves a permanent
microscopic record in the dentin layers. Up till now, scientists studying historical vitamin D deficiency have had to use bones, which are always
remodeling, potentially obscuring previous damage. Teeth leave a more accurate record, as dentin is harder than bone and does not remodel.
“They’re essentially fossils in your mouth,” said author Bonnie Kahlon of McMaster’s Department of Anthropology. The research was published in
the Journal of Archaeological Science.
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HE’LL TAKE A MEDIUM BRISTLE, WITH AN EXTRA LONG HANDLE
Michael Womer, who calls himself the “Gator Crusader,” recently shared a YouTube video of himself brushing the teeth of Chomper, one of several
alligators he trains at an alligator park in Florida. In the video, Chomper appears calm and cooperative as Womer brushes its upper and lower
front teeth. Womer focuses on developing relationships with the reptiles – which were all rescued from an alligator farm – and promoting their
welfare. “The gators are seemingly calm because of the bond I have developed with them,” he told InsightEdition.com. Nonetheless, he said he
reads their body language to assess their mood before attending to their dental hygiene.
THIS TOOTH FAIRY MEANS BUSINESS
One Philadelphia youngster has learned that even fantasy characters can drive a hard bargain. When he lost a molar and left it out expecting cash
in return, his parents decided to get the Tooth Fairy’s legal department involved. What they left in exchange for the tooth was not the $5 their
son expected, but rather a memorandum of agreement on letterhead of The Offices of Tooth and Fairy, LLC – Tooth Adjusters. “By leaving your tooth
out for one of our Tooth Adjusters, you, the toothee, have entered into a contractual obligation to perform measured work, herein known as
Chores,” the note said, adding that “these obligations have gone uncompleted, and often have to be requested multiple times before they are, in
fact, done.” After posting their prank on social media, the parents followed up with a photo of their exasperated son holding the letter up to
the camera.